Many folks have jokingly named February 13th, the day before Valentine’s Day “National Side Chick Day.” While some mistresses are in the know, some don’t know at all. Here are five ways for you to know you might not be his number-one.
1. You can’t mention his name on Facebook or Twitter.
2. You’ve never met any of his friends or family.
3. You can only see each other at night-time.
4. It’s been months and months and months — and still no title.
5. You celebrate holidays the day before, or after the actual date!